Wednesday, June 22, 2011

What not to wear

One of the problems with pool-running is that you go through suits quite quickly, necessitating the purchase of new. And it's surprisingly hard to find a suit that works for pool-running. Here's a few examples of suits I've noted while on-line shopping that I have declined to purchase for pool-running.

This is a good one for reminding you not to use your arms too much

Just in case you have trouble recalling where the belt goes

For the woman who has everything,
including a pair of "flotation devices" permanently implanted.

Doubles as a diaper

Comes with its own fabric rudder on the
 shoulder, in case you like running in circles.

Next


I've read of people tying themselves to a pool ladder
so they can run in place -- that must be what the rings are for.

I'm a sugar daddy, a breast job, and a lobotomy
away from being able to pull this off.

So, you may ask -- what is an example of attractive and appropriate pool-running attire? What gives me the right to snark?

Well, here you go.
Feel the hotness, be the hotness

Um, yeah. Maybe I should be a tad bit less judgmental.

9 comments:

  1. hahaha, PLEASE don't be less judgemental. Maybe just get on that sugar daddy, breast implant lobotomy plan stat. :)

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  2. I love it! I was considering getting this one, but I don't want to be arrested if it gets out of place: http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/rntp30-new-zebra-print-maillot-v-one-piece-swimsuit

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  3. you look amazing. seriously. thanks for making my day.

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  4. Looking good! Cute suit. Fun to see the 'round-the-waist getup, too. I had no idea what pool running accessories even looked like.

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  5. I love this! What's the point of having a blog if you can't be snarky?

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  6. You are brave. This was a pretty damn funny post.

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  7. "I'm a sugar daddy, a breast job, and a lobotomy
    away from being able to pull this off."

    Too funny!

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  8. Wow, you do write some witty stuff :)

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  9. have you seen the girl at wilson who swims (not runs, swims!) with a two-piece that has a diaper-like bottom and a string top? it boggles the mind! i'm as judgmental as you, it's a lot of fun :)

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