|This is a good one for reminding you not to use your arms too much|
|Just in case you have trouble recalling where the belt goes|
|For the woman who has everything,|
including a pair of "flotation devices" permanently implanted.
|Doubles as a diaper|
|Comes with its own fabric rudder on the |
shoulder, in case you like running in circles.
|I've read of people tying themselves to a pool ladder|
so they can run in place -- that must be what the rings are for.
|I'm a sugar daddy, a breast job, and a lobotomy|
away from being able to pull this off.
So, you may ask -- what is an example of attractive and appropriate pool-running attire? What gives me the right to snark?
Well, here you go.
|Feel the hotness, be the hotness|
Um, yeah. Maybe I should be a tad bit less judgmental.