From time to time, I hit Zappos to shop for bathing suits on line. I always enjoy this immensely. Here's a sampling of the offerings, with my commentary as a bonus.
We begin.
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| This is the "Body Glove Smoothies Sexylicious Love Bra One Piece" I have nothing to add to that. |
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| Because nothing says "adult" like little baby blue bow ties. |
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| Clearly this woman has strained her pectoral and abdominal muscles, and is wearing compression garments to aid in quick recovery. |
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| This is a $395 swimsuit. For that price, you'd think they could include straps. |
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| The "Orca 226 Lite" "I KNOW, let's name our women's swimsuits after WHALES!" |
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| Pretty cool -- if you can actually get this on without outside assistance, you've proven both your intelligence and your flexibility. |
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| When you can't pay a model enough to wear it, you know the suit is ugly. |
HAHAHAHA love it!
ReplyDeleteYou need the "synchronized swimming" edition. Here's a start:
ReplyDelete"Please don't shift a fraction of an inch, just please..." http://www.migzphotography.com/2011USCollegiateSynchronizedSw/Duet-17-33/16235725_8CjwVF#!i=1220144312&k=7c7Nz
BUMBLE BEE http://www.migzphotography.com/2011USCollegiateSynchronizedSw/Trio-15-28/16235744_c6fkKS#!i=1219870271&k=d43Dd
Light gold: When you want to look like you are wearing shiny body paint and nothing else
http://www.migzphotography.com/2011USCollegiateSynchronizedSw/Teams-1-13/16288436_vKdvSX#!i=1223958461&k=X8EmY
And that's just one meet...
Off.The.Hook.
Delete$395!?!? Is that suit made out of money?
ReplyDeleteThe $395 one comes with the model, right?
ReplyDeleteHa! That last one is hideous. I am a fan of #2. . .
ReplyDeleteLOL. Seriously The Orca?!? I'm not going to wear a whale suit! Hysterical post!
ReplyDeleteThis is such a great resource that you are providing and you give it away for free. I love seeing websites that understand the value of providing a quality resource for free. It is the old what goes around comes around routine.
ReplyDeletediscount swimwear