From time to time, I hit Zappos to shop for bathing suits on line. I always enjoy this immensely. Here's a sampling of the offerings, with my commentary as a bonus.
|This is the |
"Body Glove Smoothies Sexylicious Love Bra One Piece"
I have nothing to add to that.
|Because nothing says "adult" like little baby blue bow ties.|
|Clearly this woman has strained her pectoral and abdominal muscles, |
and is wearing compression garments to aid in quick recovery.
|This is a $395 swimsuit. |
For that price, you'd think they could include straps.
|The "Orca 226 Lite"|
"I KNOW, let's name our women's swimsuits after WHALES!"
|Pretty cool -- if you can actually get this on|
without outside assistance, you've proven
both your intelligence and your flexibility.
|When you can't pay a model enough to wear it, |
you know the suit is ugly.